What does Mustang mean, “you have to be able to use alchemy to be a state alchemist”? Why don’t we just settle it at giving me workers compensation for injury on the job by keeping me on the military payroll? And let me keep the watch!

I actually had to repair a fence with my own hands today. Ugh! It took forever. MLIA. 

tearfullacrymosa asked: Ed. I just want to say you're the only guy in the world who could do a proposal like that - and make it adorable, cute, sweet and funny all at the same time. <3 Say hello to Winry for me. ;)

Will do!

fuckyeahfullmetalalchemist:

It’s not Royai, but it made me cry.

fuckyeahfullmetalalchemist:

It’s not Royai, but it made me cry.

MY ASS IS SO SORE FROM SITTING ON THIS TRAIN SEAT. CAN WE INVENT FIRST CLASS TRAIN CARS OR SOMETHING?

jared-paddledowntheriver asked: Well, I'm glad you think my sister is brilliant. :D Here: http://katzpotter.tumblr.com/post/686248736/short-video-about-the-fma-keychains-with-a MORE BRILLIANCE.

wonderful!

katzpotter:

winryrockbell:

edelric:

(via brewastorm)
At times like these I wish I weren’t over in Amestris and could solve this with alchemy for you all.
But seriously, please donate and reblog. The ocean belongs to all of us and we have to take care of it however we can. 
(And then you can show up that heartless Mustang with your kindness!)

Aw, I don’t know if it’s fair to call Mustang heartless, Ed.
Donate and let tumblr match your donation, and maybe Ed and I will take requests! ;)

I mean really, Ed, there must be some heart there or he wouldn’t have freaked out so bad when his subordinates (well the ones except you I guess) got hurt.  Though there was that one time with Scar…
I assume there must be some heart there floating around in that pool of scotch in his chest cavity, right?
Right?

I will agree with you because &#8220;here must be some heart there floating around in that pool of scotch in his chest cavity, right&#8221; is brilliant. Pool of scotch chest cavity. Freaking brilliant. 

katzpotter:

winryrockbell:

edelric:

(via brewastorm)

At times like these I wish I weren’t over in Amestris and could solve this with alchemy for you all.

But seriously, please donate and reblog. The ocean belongs to all of us and we have to take care of it however we can. 

(And then you can show up that heartless Mustang with your kindness!)

Aw, I don’t know if it’s fair to call Mustang heartless, Ed.

Donate and let tumblr match your donation, and maybe Ed and I will take requests! ;)

I mean really, Ed, there must be some heart there or he wouldn’t have freaked out so bad when his subordinates (well the ones except you I guess) got hurt.  Though there was that one time with Scar…

I assume there must be some heart there floating around in that pool of scotch in his chest cavity, right?

Right?

I will agree with you because “here must be some heart there floating around in that pool of scotch in his chest cavity, right” is brilliant. Pool of scotch chest cavity. Freaking brilliant. 

jared-paddledowntheriver asked: ...I didn't say FOLLOW HIM, Edo, I said call him "Daddy HoHo." BIIIIIIIIG DIFFERENCE.
Maybe you should be the bigger (smaller?) person and follow him first instead of waiting for him to follow you if it bothers you so much. If you follow him, he'll probably follow you back.

Don’t try to be logical with me! & I’m not going to give him cute nicknames! …or maybe I will give him cute nicknames in an ironic sort of way! Like “hey Daddy Hoho, I haven’t seen you in 12 months so I’m gonna need 12 times my allowance!” Or “hey Roy, my Daddy Hoho here would like to take responsibility for the building I destroyed since I’m such a rambunctious youth! Parental guidance from Daddy Hoho!”

Or maybe I will just say that my daddy Hoho lives at the Bell Tower in Johto!

(via brewastorm)
At times like these I wish I weren&#8217;t over in Amestris and could solve this with alchemy for you all.
But seriously, please donate and reblog. The ocean belongs to all of us and we have to take care of it however we can. 
(And then you can show up that heartless Mustang with your kindness!)

(via brewastorm)

At times like these I wish I weren’t over in Amestris and could solve this with alchemy for you all.

But seriously, please donate and reblog. The ocean belongs to all of us and we have to take care of it however we can. 

(And then you can show up that heartless Mustang with your kindness!)

jared-paddledowntheriver asked: You should start calling Hohenheim "Daddy HoHo." :D

I’m not following that jerk! 

Although the old man is coming through right now.

But I still won’t follow his tumblr! He isn’t even following me, but sure, he’ll follow Al! D:< D:<